March 2012
February 2012
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kawaii anime couples ruining my day by being PRECIOUS BABIES.
ugh /stressingoveranimealldayeveryday
i swear my post had nothing to do with it
so i have been hungry all night and day and shit but i never went to the store and so i decided to make some scrambled eggs.
with the stove and everything. fucking achievement right there yes?
also i found that i really like it but at the same time with the way i like to eat i need like…..30 more eggs :((((
I am always making plans for myself for when I have a day or two off but I always end up on Netflix/reading shitty shit or lying around trying to rest. Every time….
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i wanted to take a stroll down my internet history so i typed ‘ass’ in the browser and the first thing that pops up in
that’s right my walmart associate webpage
not porn. did you expect that?
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“I saw a man in India wearing a three piece suit, shitting in the street, and I...”
– Margaret Cho (via naturallybadforyou)
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bemusedlybespectacled:
wherethingsbreakdown:
clichebullshit:
I think that people forget that condoms protect you from more than just pregnancy.
And there is no morning after pill for HIV.
ACTUALLY THERE IS.
It’s called post exposure prophylaxis.
http://www.who.int/hiv/topics/prophylaxis/en/
If you’ve had unprotected sex and are afraid of possibly being at risk for HIV, please go to...
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Let's take a minute to appreciate Ellen Page,...
too-many-fandoms-to-name:
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Disappointed Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
scarfofswag:
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle reflects
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everyone keeps telling me i need to shave. i dont FEEL like doing that. doing more than needed is beyond me really. i realize i look pretty intense but it doesnt affect you and all i want to do is get on with my day like everybody else
i cant afford to buy that stuff i wanted and i have a huge car payment and i hate everything but i am told that this is |necessary|
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when your friend comes over but all you do is sit next to each other and use the internet
true friendship
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it's difficult to talk (simply post on...
recently ive found that as a thing i like romance like i watch a lot of anime more than most people im sure and i like developing relationships and stuff yeah. and tbh i actually get emotional over all that. i mean i am an emotional person irl but i dont think my mental state is really a part of this…posts…. point. i am losing my train of thought. i imagine it feels great as a real...
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im-being-sarcastic-of-course:
siuilaruin:
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drarrysexual:
because of tumblr i have otp’s in shows i don’t even watch
Can you imagine if you went to the doctors and you... →
lulz-time:
“I CAN’T TELL YOU WHAT IT REALLY IS, I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. AND RIGHT NOW IT FEELS LIKE THERE’S A STEEL KNIFE IN MY WINDPIPE.”
;) don’t click
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say a word that's quiet: iambickilometer:... →
iambickilometer:
runawayballista:
scarfmouse:
runawayballista:
scarfmouse:
i wanted to be pals with my co worker outside of work but they were not interested
JOBZONED
ghfhasdhg JOBZONED IS A GOOD ONE
oh no i dont want to be anywhere near the vicinity of this person but they insist on making friendly advances
fRIENDZONED
my aunt is a terrible person and I never want to have to talk...
Me: that's nic cage
Mama: Nicolas Cage.
Me: What?
Mama: His name is Nicolas Cage.
Me: yeah, nic cage!
Mama: You don't know him like that.
rockingthefuckout:
it’s so awkward when someone’s like, ‘will you pray for me?’ because it’ll make them feel better but ill be lying.
everyone knows im an atheist cmon
and i cant make it about ME because if someone wants to be prayed for they’re probably in a SPOT you know???